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Game Show Boo-boos

27.February.2011

A couple of nights ago, I was focused on the evening news on TV when I heard my younger brother, Josh, laughing to himself while surfing the net. My focus broke away from the telly and shifted to my brother.

You see, Josh isn’t the laugh-out-loud type of guy when he’s all alone, nor is it often that he breaks into laughter while facing the computer.

Initially, I didn’t give it much thought—I figured he was probably reading a really funny post on Facebook or Failbook (I pointed him to the site because I had a lot of laughs while reading stuff there)—though I did get curious.

I decided to take a peek at whatever it was that he was reading and saw a list of questions and answers.

Right then I thought, what could be so funny with Q&As? Then I read the title: “Real Answers from Wowowee contestants. Sad but true.”

I decided not to read the rest, certain that the text contains the same idiotic type of Q&As as featured in Wowowee. I thought if I read it through and through, I would waste five or ten minutes of my life that I couldn’t possibly get back.

And that was that. Or so I thought.

Last night, while playing NBA 2K11 on my PS2, it was my younger sister’s turn: Ann was laughing to herself while surfing the net.

I sat beside her, looked at the monitor, and there it was. The exact same page Josh was viewing just a few nights ago.

I decided to join Ann in reading the list of Q&As from start to finish. As expected, I found the questions completely idiotic and poorly thought out. But that’s beside the point. It’s the answers that are really interesting.

Well, not just interesting—hilarious too! I got a ton of laughs out of them (and I still do), so much so that I thought I’d post some of the really funny Q&As right here!

Below are some of the really funny answers heard in a local game show—the now departed game show Wowowee (please ignore the imbecility of the questions and just focus on how funny the answers are):

1.      Q: Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa

kumakain ng tao? A: Humanitarian?

[ Q: If a person who eats only vegetables is called a vegetarian, what do you call a person who eats only humans? (Cannibal) A: Humanitarian? ]

2.      Q: Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa? A: Hindunesia?

[ Q: Hindus are from what country? (Hindustan/India) A: Hindunesia? ]

(Sounds like Indonesia!)

3.      Q: Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians? A: Canadia!

[ Q: In which country do we find Canadians? A: Canadia! ]

(Say it loud and proud!)

4.      Q: Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga? A: Ninja?

[ Q: Michael and Raphael are two examples of? A: Ninjas? ]

(You mean Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?)

5.      Q: Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin? A: Buhok?

[ Q: What do we remove from an egg before we proceed to eat it? A: Hair? ]

(Get your mind out of the bedroom!)

6.      Q: Fill in the blanks: Beauty is in the eye of the ____. A: Tiger?

(A Rocky fan, are you?)

7.      Q: Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David? A: Godzilla?

[ Q: Who was the giant, whose name starts with a G, that David killed?

A: Godzilla? ]

8.      Q: Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle? A: Saging!

[ Q: What does a monkey-eating eagle eat? A: Bananas! ]

9.      Q: Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2? A: Cold water!

[ Q: If H2O is water, what is CO2? A: Cold water! ]

10.    Q: ____ is the best policy. A: Ice tea? (to an inattentive listener, ‘ice tea’

sounds like ‘honesty’)

Want more? Here are some funny Tagalog Q&As that either lose its funny property if translated, or only Filipinos would understand:

1. Q: Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth? A: Utong!

2. Q: Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning? A: Umiilaw!

3. Q: Magbigay ng sikat na Willie. A: Willie da pooh!

4. Q: Anong hayop si King Kong? A: Pagong!

5. Q: Kumpletuhin: Little Red ____. A: Ribbon!

6. Q: Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo? A: Baliw!

7. Q: Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo? A: Kamag-anak!

8. Q: Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS? A: Sa motel?

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Josh, Ann, and I had a great time laughing at these Q&As, during which I was reminded of a Gloria Vanderbilt quote:

That is the best—to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny.”

I hope I was able to share the laughter with you. 😀

CO2
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9 Comments leave one →
  1. fradgeebots permalink
    27.February.2011 7:02 pm

    Haha. Ang kulet lang. :))

  2. 28.February.2011 8:01 pm

    Ouch. I think I need to get my laugh organ fixed. I busted it :)))))

    • 1.March.2011 7:24 pm

      Oh dear. The last thing I wanted this post to do is hurt someone. 😆

      Better get your laugh organ fixed real quick—because, what is life without laughter, right? 😀

  3. Leianne permalink
    1.March.2011 5:29 pm

    Thanks so much for this Jedo, you brightened up my day. 🙂

    • 1.March.2011 7:26 pm

      You’re welcome, dear. I’m glad this post added a little sunshine to your day and that I was able to share the laughter with you. 🙂

  4. 10.March.2011 7:46 pm

    Sorry for this late reply. First time here on your blog.

    This one made my day. Thanks for this. 😀

    • 12.March.2011 11:31 pm

      Hey there, Will. Thanks for dropping by and taking the time to comment. I’m glad that this post made your day, mate. I’ll make it a point to visit your blog as well. 🙂

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